Nonchalant. Most of the time doesn’t want it. Hates taking corners at Wildridings. Will occasionally astound you with exceptional performances. Will argue with anyone about anything if he knows he is right and even if he knows he is wrong. First to everything, especially text messages – Yes.
Titch, Twelve Touch, The Ferret Fingered A-Grade Bunglesparrow
Bracknell Town, Ascot United, Finchampstead Athletic
None. All awful. Including that night at the Farmer when I first came into the same vicinity as the Manics and Graaff was buying me shots all night.