Still looks as fresh as he did fifteen years ago. Scores goals, saves balls off lines, loves a challenge – very passionate about the beautiful game, efficiently OCD, especially when defending on corners. Dislikes any ref who misses a crucial decision, especially blatantly obvious ones. Enjoys an evening in a casino the night before a match. “We love you Gary, we do”. Foghorn.
Sol, Weasel, King Weasel
Guildford City Weysiders, Bracknell Manics FC
Winning 3 league titles.