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Monday 9th March 2007
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Woe Is Me Woe Is You
- More Doom, There Is Nothing We Can Do
to be no end to the doom and disarray that continues to engulf
the players at Bracknell Manics FC like a wild & out of
control raging forest fire as week after week, more Manics players
continue to become the latest victim of a horrifying injury.
Goddard's recent knock was more serious than first thought,
come Monday morning after the game against the Manor,
Goddard went to hospital with a 'knock' and came out on
crutches and suspected ligament damage.
holding on by a thread"
Evans was also injured against the Manor, a second half
50/50 with the Manor keeper resulted in Evans having to
leave the pitch. Later the club found out, Evans had earnt
himmself a hairline fracture of his ankle and torn ligaments.
jones took a nasty knock against Wokingham FC very early
in the season, and since hasnt had a sniff of a football...
Saying that Jones was at training recently, hopefully
Jones will don a Manics shirt before the season is out
- but we said that about Piercey too years ago - Has anyone
seen Piercey by the way???
good for a return soon"
Evans' ongoing injury troubles continue to haunt the man/chef.
Groin, knee, throw in a bit of ankle for fun why not.
Graaff may have hung his boots up for good - a friendly
for a saturday side left poor Jason Graaff with a serious
knee injury with ligament damage. In a recent match, Graaff's
heroics paid him no dues, and within minutes of the game,
he had to be helped off the pitch.
Krrumov failed to get out of the blocks. A niggling groin
injury has stopped him so far even making an appearance
for the club this season.
Bulgaria, I would even fight bear to play"
so smiley Lee Wilcox. That old groin injury back to haunt
this prestigious player. An on-off season so far, it seems
the talk of the town is that Wilcox could be calling it
a day after this season as the groin fails to mend.
be no more touting for me, weak. Loverat - do not sub
Gates... poor Mr Gates. Air lifted to hospital, doped
up on morphine, the paramedics manually re-adjusted this
key players knee pitchside. I'm sure none of us will forget
the face of agony mixed with undiluted morphined glee,
not to mention the noise of the knee popping back in to
place; bone against bone. Crutches, plaster, and a whole
lot of pain.
anyone need a job up a roof?"
Patsalides, even nikos... Another victim of the groin,
which has seen Patsalides miss all football all season.
Doom set in as the player manager ruptured his groin,
tearing it off the bone and again against the hamstring.
Lesson: dont go on the lash all day, then play football
with a groin strain in the freezing cold without first
stretching - you are not invincible
surgery - so squeak"
Blay is back, but its evident doom is setting in. A broken
ankle and ligament damage against Wokingham FC was enough
to see this player carried off the pitch.
cant let the doom consume me - I must think of glee"
Robinson - the latest on the list of woe. Robinson broke
his arm in two places. A metal plate, and pins is the
answer, nice! How long before Robinson is back is unknown,
we expect 6 months. This means that Jimbo wont be able
to do the yard either - this in itself is terrible news.
can still play in goal with a broken arm, let me play
wishes all it's wounded a very speedy recovery and an even quicker
return to football. In the meantime the club is calling on all
Manics to pitch in and show more commitment - stop pulling girls
in London and staying up there, stop sleeping through your alarm
clocks with a hangover, stop working at the weekend and play
even if you have diarrhea - we really need you!
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